SQUEEGEE-NEW YEAR!!!
BE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO WATCH MY FIRST BLOG OF THE NEW YEAR!!! WATCH AS I MAKE TEN SQUEEGEE-TASTIC SQUEEGEE-RESOLUTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR!!!
Posted at 5:00PM EST, Sunday, January 7th, 2007 by SQUEEGEEMAN
BE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO WATCH MY FIRST BLOG OF THE NEW YEAR!!! WATCH AS I MAKE TEN SQUEEGEE-TASTIC SQUEEGEE-RESOLUTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR!!!
SQUEEGEE-HELLO SQUEEGEE-FANS!!! WATCH AS I TEAM UP WITH SOME INNER CITY YOUTHS IN A GAME OF SQUEEGEE-HOOPS FOLLOWED BY PARK CLEAN-UP!!!!
YEAH, SO...UH...I'VE BEEN REALLY SQUEEGEE-BUSY FIGHTING GRIME, CRIME AND BEING FAMOUS. MAYBE THE CAPTAIN WILL GET OFF HIS SQUEEGEE-DUFF AND GET ON THOSE SAFETY VIDEOS HE'S BEEN SQUEEGEE-TALKING ABOUT. UNTIL THEN, SQUEEGEE-UPDATE!
FAME! I, SQUEEGEEMAN, BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY MANY FANS!! GOD BLESS YOU TIMEOUT MAGAZINE!
IN THIS SQUEEGEETASTIC SQUEEGEE-BLOG, I TEAM UP WITH THREE FELLOW NEW YORK CITY SUPERHEROES: TOTHIAN, DARK GUARDIAN, AND CLOUD STARCHASER! SQUEEGEE-WATCH AS WE PATROL ALPHABET CITY FOR CRIME AND GRIME!!!
IT HAS HAPPENED!! SOME KID WITH A MOHAWK HAS SQUEEGEE-CHALLENGED ME, YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SQUEEGEEMAN, ON THE PUBLIC SQUEEGEE-FORUM OF YOUTUBE.COM. YOU CAN SQUEEGEE-VIEW HIS TWO SQUEEGEEPOSTS HERE AND HERE!!! NOW, AS PATHETIC AS THIS MAY SQUEEGEE-SEEM, I, SQUEEGEEMAN, CANNOT LEAVE IT UNANSWERED!!!
DURING THE HEAT WAVE IN AUGUST OF 2006, I, SQUEEGEEMAN, TOOK TO THE AID OF THE CITIZENS OF NEW YORK!!! THIS IS ALSO THE FIRST EVER 2 PART BLOG!!!
I, SQUEEGEEMAN, RETURN TO BLOGGING AFTER A BRIEF BOUT OF SQUEEGEE-SICKNESS, AND SQUEEGEE-DEPRESSION!!!!
THIS BLOG WAS RECORDED DURING ONE OF MY DAILY AIR PATROLS AROUND MANHATTAN ON A SOMEWHAT UNEVENTFUL DAY!!
SQUEEGEE-HELLO!! THROUGH ONE OF MY MANY PATROLS, I ENCOUNTERED A SUPERHERO NAMED CLOUD STARCHASER!!! IN THIS BLOG WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE ISSUES A SUPERHERO MIGHT FACE DURING THE COURSE OF HIS DAY!!!
HOW DID SQUEEGEEMAN BECOME SQUEEGEEMAN YOU ASK????? I, SQUEEGEEMAN, EXPLAIN!!!
SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS!! IN THIS BLOG I DETAIL THE SQUEEGEE-AFTERMATH OF MY SQUEEGEE-BATTLE WITH MONOLITHISIS!! POOR, POOR BEN KINGSLEY!!
I, SQUEEGEEMAN, AM MOBBED BY ADORING FANS, AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID!!!
THIS SQUEEGEE-BLOG SHOWS HOW SQUEEGEE-STRONG I AM!!! THAT GIANT CUBE NEVER HAD A SQUEEGEE-CHANCE!!!
SQUEEGEE-HELLO CITIZENS!! BEHOLD, THE FIRST EVER SQUEEGEE-BLOG!!